She says I’m her everything, yet lately I feel like her number two boy in her life.

melissa pham, you do more than “rox my sox” because i don’t wear sox. but you know what i mean ;]

thedailywhat:

Dylan Gallagher.

[thd.]

mom: yen, you’re dad is really handsome isn’t it he? no wonder why i married him.

dad: of course i am, if you didn’t yen would come out ugly.

mom: oh please, back in vietnam, someone like you couldn’t even touch my toe.

dad: yeah right! back in vietnam, i was the pride and joy of Tay Ninh(his hometown).

mom: hah! back in vietnam, boys would come from all over to find me and line up just to see me, the lines would be so long you wouldn’t even have a chance to see me.

dad: well, back in vietnam i didn’t look for girls, they came looking for me.

mom: hah.

yen: o_0!